travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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Richard Madden and Jenna Coleman walking out of the Annual Chickenshed Theatre Fundraising Gala At The Hard Rock Cafe in London

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colress:

every day is a day closer to eurovision 2014

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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#ellen  

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annibellee:

and-then-i-became-suicidal:

welcometoclubweirdness:

these-fading-scars:

delusional-suicide:

Age 17 

Messy hair
Weeping eyes from crying every night
Tired of life and wishing she was dead

Age 19

Curly hair and a smile

Because she knows she can overcome it

Full of life, knowing that she can do this. 

Age 20

Hair in a messy bun, goofy smile on her face

Because she’s genuinely laughing again.

Because she figured out she’s the only one who could save herself.

And she made it.

..

I thought this was going to end badly thank you people for turning that around.

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barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

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bakerstreetbabes:

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

NOW GIVE ME MY OSCAR 

Clyyyyyyyyyde.  :)

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#nurh  #comics  

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#comics  

multifandom-madnesss:

#understatement of the century

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

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therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

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youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

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A lone wolf with a warm heart turned 1 today!